Middleboro Demands Investigation into SINISTER PLOT

Evidence has surfaced in Middleboro that a secret group with hidden motives, under cover of daylight, circulated VOTER REGISTRATION forms.

It is believed that those forms contained nefarious warnings regarding residents' failure to register and participate in democracy.

That secret group (the FBI and CIA have been called to try to locate them), has been labeled “Democrats” by some and “Republicans” by others. Still others are reported to reject all association and could be “Un-enrolled” or “Independent”.

Reports indicate that these clandestine diurnal activities are prevalent in neighborhoods experiencing disappearances of apathy and lack of concern.

Rumor has it that part of their sinister goal is have people VOTE!

Caution should be the watch word; this dastardly group is actually promoting democracy.

Attempts to register voters and increase participation must be stomped out at all costs!

Please report any information to the Board of Selectmen immediately and insist that they form a COMMITTEE to investigate this matter! (No later than January 1, 2009.)